Camp Kobold T-Shirt
Whether you've earned your Dragon-Tending badge or you're still working on Basic Trap Survival, show your Camp Kobold pride with this vintage-inspired tee! Our retro-style design features an enthusiastic kobold scout master (who is definitely tall enough to hold that flag) proudly standing by a beautiful mountain lake.
Perfect for your next dungeon delve, scout meeting, or casual Friday at the Adventurer's Guild. The bold green-on-yellow design celebrates the time-honored tradition of kobolds attempting to blend in with human camping organizations, with mixed results.
This premium unisex tee isn't just stylish - it's as durable as a kobold's excuse for why the treasure room is definitely not trapped. Crafted from 100% US-grown cotton (180 g/m²), it features:
- Classic fit that's roomier than a dragon's hoard
- Tear-away label (because kobolds hate itchy tags too)
- Seamless sides for maximum comfort during cave exploration
- Reinforced shoulder tape that can withstand at least one (1) baby dragon hug
Made with ethically sourced materials and sustainable practices, because even kobolds care about nature... when it's tactically advantageous.
*Note: Wearing this shirt does not grant advantage on Stealth checks in wooded areas, no matter what your kobold scout leader tells you.